god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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