When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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