I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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