Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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