Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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