My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Randomize