bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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