And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
