i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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