I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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