My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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