he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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