Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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