i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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