STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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