I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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