Duck Duck Cougar?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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