just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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