No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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