Please don't use social media to get back at me.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
