i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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