Me too!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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