this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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