just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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