is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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