Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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