I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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