some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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