Non-Jews are for practice
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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