So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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