I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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