Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
