I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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