I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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