Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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