you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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