What did we do last night that was yellow?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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