Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The best revenge is premature balding
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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