Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
do nipples grow back?
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