Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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