If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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