Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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