just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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