He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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