maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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