how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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