I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
