Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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