She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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