I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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