He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if only i could text you this smell
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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