I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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