And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My dick has a subreddit
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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