I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her vagine was all disorganized.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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