you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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